There's something to be said for the fags. Granted, they are terrible people with sex-crazed minds, but are they really that much more terrible or sex-crazed than the rest of us? The answer is yes, but that's not the point. The point is: I'm a little bit jealous. They have effectively cut out the "middleman" between the male libido and random sex. As a man who likes to stick it in the front of females, we are all too familiar with the ridiculous "standards" of women and their incessant insistance on "treating" them "like a woman."
Whatever, bitch. It shouldn't take me 20 minutes to convince you to have sex in a gas station bathroom. By that time, we could've already done it and you could be back in the car thinking about how much of a dumb slut you are and how the experience for some reason gave you flashbacks of your retarded cousin, John-boy. It's not my problem you think I should fuck you in a field of rainbows and unicorns, you sad whore. Close your eyes and imagine we're doing it on the Prime Minister of Canada's shuffleboard court for all I fucking care.
Take a cue from the gay community and quit acting like such a prissy bitch while I bounce your pretty little head off the hand dryer. You suck.
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